⚠️ Parody  ·  Satire. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or in the group chat of any real political party. All quotes invented.

party websites, but gen z

two facsimile campaign sites. same layouts, same mechanics, entirely different brainrot.

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Notional

lowkey fixing the basics. highkey building the future.

“we considered crashing out. we did not crash out. i want that on the record.”

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Laboured

jobs. health. homes. bestie we are BEGGING.

“fifty-four. across the whole country. you could fit every nurse this government actually added onto one bus.”

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